bourbonandmint sent: {*throws Rude in here and leaves*}

…What do you want.

Anonymous sent: *A beautiful, fluffy white kitten drops a slip of paper at her feet with a recipe for for Baked Alaska on it*

Elfe looked both ways before picking up the kitten —and the recipe a little bit later. She furtively cuddled the small creature while inspecting the paper. 

"I can see this ending poorly, but hell…why not." 

MY INBOX IS NOW ACCEPTING :

askboxmemes:

anonymous questions
weird questions
pick up lines
confessions
would you ever…
have you ever…
would you rather…
rants and/or raves
favorite bands
lyrics
dead bodies
abandoned puppies, kittens and babies
Pregnant women claiming to be carrying my child
Recipes
Tickets for concerts
Narnia map
Stark Industry blueprints
Hogwarts acceptance letters
Items of ‘untold power’
General macguffins
New ships
Abandoned Ships
Food
Hot, naked people
People who ended up your ‘pet’ but you don’t have time to take care of
People that have just ran away from jail
Unemployed bloggers
Unpopular Opinions
Marry, Bang, Kill
Compliments
Critiques
Suggestions
Conversations
so pretty much put whatever the fuck you want in there :)

Send a symbol to ask my muse…

justanotherrpmeme:

 ♡ … what their sexuality is?
❣ … how many people they’ve ever kissed?
❤ … how many people they’ve ever loved?
❥ … if they’ve ever had their heart broken?
۝ … what their opinion of marriage is?
 ღ … how many people they’ve slept with?
 ლ .. if they’ve ever had, or would ever consider, a threesome?

Sexual Sunday Submission

»It was anon so I’m not sure how to respond to it, but there’s a nsfw picture under the cut«

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Sexual Sunday - The Tables Have Turned!

Okay, this is totally not because i’m a lazy shit or anything.

This week, I want my followers to provide the Sexual Sunday posts. My submit is open, go nuts.

Everything will still be tagged properly, but I want to see the sexiest ideas that you guys can come up with for Rude. Want to direct it at a particular ship? Let me know, and they’ll get tagged to. 

So submit away! Drabbles, pics, gifs, whatever. Go crazy!

(Source: bourbonandmint)

albedosoyna sent: "Were you following Cait?" Smoky said as she shook the dust off her feathers. "You could have used the door."

albedosoyna:

execoterrorist:

"Smokes, you know I really don’t like using doors," She grinned a perfect shit-eating grin. "Plus your windows were locked."

"Locked?"  Smoky look at the windows and ruffled her feathers.  "I bet Tseng locked them again.  He doesn’t like me ‘wandering’.  What a pest."

"Pest is one word I always give to Turks, yes."

albedosoyna sent: "Were you following Cait?" Smoky said as she shook the dust off her feathers. "You could have used the door."

"Smokes, you know I really don’t like using doors," She grinned a perfect shit-eating grin. "Plus your windows were locked."